This I don't mind forwarding. Every man I know would crumble on story
time! Read on....
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> > Six married men will be dropped on an
> > island with one car and 3 kids each for six weeks.
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> > Each kid will play two sports and
> > either take music or dance classes.
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> > There is no fast food.
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> > Each man must take care of
> > his 3 kids; keep his assigned house clean, correct all homework,
> > complete science projects, cook, do laundry, and pay a list of
> > 'pretend' bills with not enough money.
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> > In addition, each man will have to
> > budget in money for groceries each week.
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> > Each man must remember the birthdays
> > of all their friends and relatives, and send cards out on time.
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> > Each man must also take each child to
> > a doctor's appointment, a dentist appointment and a haircut
> > appointment.
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> > He must make one
> > unscheduled and inconvenient visit per child to the Urgent Care
> > (weekend, evening, on a holiday or right when they're about to leave
> > for vacation).
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> > He must also make cookies or cupcakes
> > for a social function.
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> > Each man will be
> > responsible for decorating his own assigned house, planting flowers
> > outside and keeping it presentable at all times. The men will only have
> > access to television when the kids are asleep and all chores are done.
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> > Each father will be
> > required to know all of the words to every stupid song that comes on TV
> > and the name of each and every character on cartoons.
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> > Each man will have to make
> > an Indian hut model with six toothpicks, a tortilla and one marker; and
> > get a 4 year old to eat a serving of peas.
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> > Each man must adorn
> > himself with jewelry, wear uncomfortable yet stylish shoes, keep their
> > nails polished and eye! brows groomed. The men must try to get through
> > each day wi! thout snot, spit-up or barf on their clothing.
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> > During one of the six
> > weeks, the men will have to endure severe abdominal cramps, back aches,
> > and have extreme, unexplained mood swings but never once complain or
> > slow down from other duties. They must try to explain what a tampon is
> > for when the 6-yr old boy finds it in the purse.
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> > They must attend weekly
> > school meetings, church, and find time at least once to spend the
> > afternoon at the park or a similar setting.
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> > He will need to read a
> > book to the children each night without falling asleep, and then feed
> > them, dress them, brush their teeth and comb their hair each morning by
> > 7:00 . They must leave the home wit! h no food on their face or clothes.
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> > A test will be given at
> > the end of the six weeks, and each father will be required to know all
> > of the following information: each child's birthday, height, weight,
> > shoe size, clothes size and doctor's name.
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> > Also the child's weight at
> > birth, length, time of birth, and length of labor, each child's
> > favorite color, middle name, favorite snack, favorite song, favorite
> > drink, favorite toy, biggest fear and what they want to be when they
> > grow up.
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> > They must clean up after
> > their sick children! at 2:00 a.m. and then spend the remainder of the
> > day tending to that child and waiting on them hand and foot until they
> > are better.
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> > They must have a lovin! g, age
> > appropriate reply to, 'You're not the boss of me'.
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> > The kids vote them off the
> > island based on performance. The last man wins only if...he still has
> > enough energy to be intimate with his spouse at a moment's notice.
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> > After you get done
> > laughing, send this to as many females as you think will get a kick out
> > of it and as many men as you think can handle it.
