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The Difference Between Work and Prison
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The difference between work and prison
| At PRISON You spend most of your time in a 10X10 cell |
At WORK you spend most of your time in a 6X6 cubicle |
| At PRISON You get three meals a day, fully paid for |
At WORK you get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it |
| At PRISON For good behavior, you get time off |
At WORK For good behavior, you get more work |
| At PRISON The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you |
At WORK You must carry a security card and open all the doors yourself |
| At PRISON You can watch TV and play games |
At WORK You could get fired for watching TV and playing games |
| At PRISON You get your own toilet |
At WORK You have to share the toilet with people who pee on the seat |
| At PRISON They allow your family and friends to visit |
At WORK You aren't even supposed to speak to your family |
| At PRISON All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required |
At WORK You must pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners |
| At PRISON You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out |
At WORK You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars |
| At PRISON You must deal with sadistic wardens |
At WORK They are called 'managers' |
